so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:
This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.
Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.
It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.
wow, i’m glad you’re both okay! drano doesn’t mess around.
Of Mice & Men
May 18th, 2013
Skate and Surf
So most of the OM&M fans probably already know about their set on Saturday but I didn’t post about it yet. I’m not a fan of these guys - in the sense that I never really listen to their tunes but of course I know they are a great band. I’ve never seen a full set. But their set on Saturday was one of the greatest things I’ve seen at least this year. Austin didn’t use his microphone because he didn’t want to get electrocuted. So the crowd sang the vocals with him and it was just… literally beautiful. I’ve never seen anything like that. I’ve never seen a band so happy. People talk shit and completely smash this band but all I really saw was a group of guys doing what they love surrounded by one of the most strong fanbases I’ve ever seen. As an industry professional that really blew my mind.
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.